Alternate caption: “My roommate will continually creep closer to you if you don’t acknowledge him. This is what happens if you ignore him.”
WORTH SEEING: I pissed myself .. a little.
If you want to grab someone’s attention, ya gotta scare ‘em! Have a vampire drink your competitor’s spaghetti sauce, implying that they make it with blood! Have a ghost pop out of a toaster and then say buy Pop Tarts, not ghosts! Throw toilet paper at a monster! LET THIS COMMERCIAL BE THE BEGINNING!
JESUS H. JUMPED-UP CHRIST IN A SIDECAR
2014 Pizza Today Menu Guide: In Studio
Had the pleasure of shooting the entire Pizza Today Menu Guide last month and here was one of my favs. Sure to a hit at your holiday parties.
The Garlic Clove, Evans, GA
2 cups of cooked sushi rice
2 pasta sheets
1 cup fresh spinach
3 ounces roasted red pepper strips
4 ounces prosciutto
2 ounces pesto
3 ounces olive tepanade
1 ounce balsamic reduction
"Jesus, Karen… I drive all the way out to the goddamn suburbs and you’re gonna give me goddamn Bolla? Really?”
May your leftover turkey miraculously last for days.
How every meeting at work should end.