January 2012
17 posts
1 tag
6 tags
"Don't let me be misunderstood" by The Animals,...
Total Jukebox Domination, 1/13/2012
4 tags
Glass Joe?
Who’s that first guy you fight in Punch Out? That’s Tangradi.
5 tags
3 tags
5 tags
1 tag
[reference to when Tumblarity was still a thing]
[add statement indicating familiarity with concept]
2 tags
4 tags
2 tags
2 tags
3 days in
and I’m still writing “Pleistocene” on all my checks.
AND HOW'S YOUR 2012?
It feels like someone broke in last night and rearranged all of the molecules in my body slightly to the left, which is kind of a dick move, really.
Happy new year! Probably!
I mean, I dunno. I scheduled this post ahead of time and set it to auto publish at midnight, so I’m assuming everything is around and ok and the y2k bug didn’t hit 11or 12 years late and the Mayans weren’t off by 11 and a half months. If it’s not ok and the world is in flames and shit, whatevs, just don’t reblog this and meet me at the bunker ‘cause we got a...
December 2011
35 posts
3 tags
1 tag
Kanye Wants You to Call Him Yeezy World Peace --... →
related, I ain’t spinning unless the e-vite says “YINZR WORLD PEACE”.
4 tags
"Licensed to Kim Jong Ill"
Tonight’s bar trivia team name.
9 tags
1 tag
FRISCO SUCKS AT ELECTRICITY!
Total jukebox domination, "'cause I said so"...
“Band on the run” (of course), “It takes two”, “Fairytale of New York” ‘(cause Xmas, duhvs).
4 tags
3 tags
3 tags
3 tags
4 tags
5 tags
1 tag
Total Jukebox Domination, Saturday
Black Keys “Lonely Boy”, McCartney & Wings “Band on the run”, Michael Jackson “Don’t stop ‘til you get enough”. Suck it, haters!
4 tags
cracked:
Rick Perry’s Really Gay Creekside Christmas Party
YouTube took our Rick Perry video down again, so here it is in our own video player so you can watch it whenever and forever. We will not remove it. It only took YouTube an hour to remove it the second time. We are baffled by this for two reasons, one being that we know that thousands of people have already flagged the original video,...
3 tags
2 tags
4 tags
7 tags