February 2012
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"Comfortably Numb"
- Song I played on the jukebox because my dentist is at the bar drinking with me.
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Thing I just shouted at a passing cyclist while...
“Ya mama got a afro wit’ a chin strap!”
Thing cyclist shouted at me in return:
“Ya mama got a peg leg wit’ a kick stand.”
Aaaaaand we’re even.
(*NOTE: We had been drinking for a few hours.)
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FOLLOW FRIDAY: Yinzr →
from the eyes down, however, total mess.
(Thanks Josh! You’re great!)
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theclearlydope:
Our last follow Friday is Yinzr ran by Patrick from Pittsburgh. All I know is that he looks like The Rock from eyes up. That would be my dating site headline “I look like The Rock from eyes up.”
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Alea iacta est →
January 2012
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"Don't let me be misunderstood" by The Animals,...
Total Jukebox Domination, 1/13/2012
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[reference to when Tumblarity was still a thing]
[add statement indicating familiarity with concept]
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3 days in
and I’m still writing “Pleistocene” on all my checks.
AND HOW'S YOUR 2012?
It feels like someone broke in last night and rearranged all of the molecules in my body slightly to the left, which is kind of a dick move, really.
Happy new year! Probably!
I mean, I dunno. I scheduled this post ahead of time and set it to auto publish at midnight, so I’m assuming everything is around and ok and the y2k bug didn’t hit 11or 12 years late and the Mayans weren’t off by 11 and a half months. If it’s not ok and the world is in flames and shit, whatevs, just don’t reblog this and meet me at the bunker ‘cause we got a...
December 2011
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Kanye Wants You to Call Him Yeezy World Peace --... →
related, I ain’t spinning unless the e-vite says “YINZR WORLD PEACE”.
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"Licensed to Kim Jong Ill"
Tonight’s bar trivia team name.
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FRISCO SUCKS AT ELECTRICITY!
Total jukebox domination, "'cause I said so"...
“Band on the run” (of course), “It takes two”, “Fairytale of New York” ‘(cause Xmas, duhvs).