December 2009
38 posts
New Year's Resolution Generator →
i will, for the 14th year in a row, attempt to stop eating red light bulbs.
Watchthedailywhat:
FoD Video of the Day: If you prick The Situation, does The Situation not bleed? If you tickle The Situation, does The Situation not laugh? If you poison The Situation’s bronzer, does The Situation not die?
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“Oh my. 3°C, Cloudy? It’s like Hoth out there. Cold, ice, freezing...”
– christ, i’m a nerd.
Star Wars Weather Forecast
Watchgabrieldelahaye:
This is great.
agreed - this is seven minutes of viral video heaven. i love how fatso sort of presides over the whole thing, a god-figure, monitoring the events, poised at any time to deliver his judgment should he deem it deserved. and, of course, he does.
related, if you’re my secret santa, i would like an 11x14 print of fatso with the paws hovering over the keys to...
forget swallows... the coconuts made it to england... →
Abed!
lindsayrobertson:
“You know, six months ago, I was making poop jokes or watching birds, or walking the aisle of a grocery store just cause it feels comforting. Every time I miss home I’ll go to a grocery store and walk the aisles. And usually I’ll get dental floss, that’s my go to, if I‘m feeling nostalgic, or if I’m feeling lonely, and then I’ll come home … what was I talking about?”
Vulture’s...
