June 2009
77 posts
“I SAID THE COMPLAINTANT HAD SPECIFICALLY SAID HIS CAMPSITE, AND THE FACT THAT HE...”
– from the police report on this incredibly awesome incident.
via Wonkette : Drunk Georgia Ex-Mayor Arrested For Being Naked And Drunk And Yelling At Rangers
“Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with...”
– BBC NEWS | Business | Gazprom seals $2.5bn Nigeria deal
strictly 4 my j.o.i.n.t.v.e.n.t.u.r.e.s.
this is why it’s always a good idea to hire a good communications firm to do a little research for you. we all remember the whole “hey, chevy found out that nova meant ‘doesn’t...
sad. almost everything about it.
“I didn’t have a stop watch, but it seemed to me the elephantine action scenes...”
– Roger Ebert on Transformers 2.
Also, I’ve enjoyed Brothers Bloom and Brick director Rian Johnson’s Twitter, in which he defines Michael Bay’s creative process as, “clarified by describing any scene from the film then putting the words “and shit” at the end of it.”
‘And they need to get to this...
Gawker - Featured comment →
“In all fairness to his aides, ‘I’m getting some Argentinian tail’ sounds a lot like ‘I’m hiking the Appalachian trail’”
i am planning on using this the next time i argue...
leitch:
My favorite part of President Obama’s press conference yesterday was when he answered one of Chuck Todd’s pesky questions with, “I know everybody here is on a 24-hour news cycle. I’m not.” I am totally using this in all my interactions: A vague, general, perhaps bullshit yet still portentous and wise sense that you are the only person in the room, or even the planet, who understands the...
“If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a...”
– Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews
thank you roger.
Church blesses fathers with beer - Telegraph →
“Men at St Stephen’s church in Barbourne, Worcester, will be handed bottles of beer by children during the service. A prayer will be said for the fathers before the gifts are distributed.”
Car strikes cow; cow wins →
“State police said there was a moo-ving violation in Mercer County when a cow wandered onto Route 208 in Springfield Township shortly before midnight.”
good for you michael… good for you.
At the G20 branstorming session. Packed house, standing room only. This bodes well.
Watch“but ya didn’t shag ‘er, didja four-eyes?”
Attack Cardio with Vinnie Jones from Vinnie Jones
Putting Out Fire (With Gasoline) | The Awl →
i love the bowie reference in the hed.
Things I Did Last Night →
Gays Sickened By Gay Sex, Thanks To Comedy Movie!... →
“They are going to be laughing at one character and he does not represent the mainstream of the gay community,” Marc Shaiman, a composer who BRAVELY allowed his name to be used, “but millions of people can get the impression he does—and that can be dangerous.”
wait, are there people who think that a film character from a comedy represents “the mainstream of the gay...
The Brain: Stop Paying Attention: Zoning Out Is a... →
i was gonna post this earlier, but…
dear dave,
anyone stupid enough to think you were talking about the 14-year-old is too stupid to be apologized to.
“Lange was the ideal foil to all this, and I suspect that’s why he — along with...”
– — Tommy Craggs shoots Joe Buck right in the brain. (via leitch)
seriously, i almost cancelled hbo when i heard buck got a show, and this faux-outrage might clinch it.
(this morning on the stern show, lange said that buck hugged and congratulated him after the show last night, btw. this just...
“Sometimes Norm MacDonald can be really funny, sometimes not so much. Last...”
– TV Squad
I think this is the final sign that I need to get my single-serving site Thatsthejoke.com up and running. Because, for the love of god, THAT’S THE FUCKING JOKE.
via lindsayrobertson
amen, lindsay.
(found via spencr)
Done it. Go pens.
1-click Award →
subarashii!
“Revelation 8
King Mario Version
1 And when he had started the seventh...”
