November 2011
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- Get a fuckin’ pot, a mother fuckin’ pot
- Put that shit on a stove with some mother fuckin’ olive oil
- Heat that shit up on medium high
- Put some turkey and some stuffing in the mother fucker
- Season to taste
- Let that shit sit there like a half hour, stirring frequently (this is for the Maillard reaction, which is where the taste lives)
- Take it off an put it in ya mouth slow, like “sssssss”
would be my luchador name. My entrance music would be a mariachi version of “Turkey In The Straw”, and my finishing move would be some variation of a sleeper hold, obvs.
This troubles me greatly and makes me consider a lot more carefully going forward if any of my money will be spent in New York.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.