August 2011
27 posts
“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here? Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got to rein in the spending.’”
—Michele Bachmann says that God sent the earthquake and the hurricane because he’s mad about government spending. In other words, Michele Bachmann’s God is petulant asshole. (via cajunboy)
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“I think you want a president who is passionate about America — that’s in love with America.”
—Rick Perry is so passionate about America and in love with America that he once talked openly about having Texas, the state he governs, secede from the union. (via cajunboy)
Alex Blaggazine: Barack Obama Birthday Party Headlines Rejected By FOX News →
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Here are a few headline ideas Fox News probably passed on in favor of the very classy “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs”.
All The President’s Minstrels
Russell Simmons’ Def Commander-In-Chief Jam
Happy Birfday, Mr. President
The Barack Panther Party
N***ers With White House…
Perfect.
