September 2011
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I don’t think Alou makes that catch anyway. #BartmanWasFramed
“What are you excited about? You got tackled by a fucking punter!”
– David The Davidson, providing Quote Of The Day
Spent the evening drunkenly arguing hypothetical time travel and particle physics and mathematics possibilities. #CMUNerdsAreMyPeepsYo.
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Watchand this right here? my weekend, yo. AYHSMB. also, GVOYF.
HAPPY WEEKEND, LOVERS! I LESS THAN THREE YOU ALL!
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thedailywhat:
Haters Gonna Hate of the Day: Haters be warned: The above video may cause moderate to severe Gonna Hateritis.
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“When he anchors a line that wins four super bowls you can talk to me.”
– Mr. Foob, September 22, 2011
(Thing is, this can pretty much be used to end almost any argument about anyone.)
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“We’ll have a winning season next year.”
– #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay
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http://www.steelers.com/offense →
Yeah, well, we noticed that on Sunday.
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"Wither Walden", a play in one act, based on a...
Scene: my childhood friend Randy, (who is much smarter than me*) and I are having some beers at a suburban bar on a week night when things get philosophical.
Randy: well, you know, Henry David Thoreau said “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation.”
Me: yeah, well, Thoreau can go fuck himself.
THE END
(* or maybe “much smarter than I”, which right there tells you...
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Today is one of those weird rainy days where it’s not raining quite enough to justify using an umbrella, but is raining just enough to fill me with boundless, unfounded rage at the sky.
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