February 2012
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Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms for “Drunk” →
I am posting this shortly before 5 on a Friday. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.
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I'd give my entire life savings to see Bruce...
If Bruce is busy, may I suggest Ice Cube?
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"Comfortably Numb"
- Song I played on the jukebox because my dentist is at the bar drinking with me.
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Thing I just shouted at a passing cyclist while...
“Ya mama got a afro wit’ a chin strap!”
Thing cyclist shouted at me in return:
“Ya mama got a peg leg wit’ a kick stand.”
Aaaaaand we’re even.
(*NOTE: We had been drinking for a few hours.)
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FOLLOW FRIDAY: Yinzr →
from the eyes down, however, total mess.
(Thanks Josh! You’re great!)
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theclearlydope:
Our last follow Friday is Yinzr ran by Patrick from Pittsburgh. All I know is that he looks like The Rock from eyes up. That would be my dating site headline “I look like The Rock from eyes up.”
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Alea iacta est →