yinzr

May 27

bunnyfood:

(via sofapizza:theclearlydope)

I, for one, etc.

bunnyfood:

(via sofapizza:theclearlydope)

I, for one, etc.

(Source: iraffiruse)

May 25

“No Dave, Betty White is the last one alive. She’s the Highlander of the Golden Girls.” — Me, at the bar.

saturday, sunday, monday, mapped. especially items six, seven, and eight.
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flavorpill:

bmorebassment:

me on my days off
“get dizzy”

*Everyday

saturday, sunday, monday, mapped. especially items six, seven, and eight.

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flavorpill:

bmorebassment:

me on my days off

“get dizzy”

*Everyday

(Source: thedailywhat)

I lost a filling last night eating popcorn while watching Downton Abbey. Suck it, haters.

May 24

i fully expect a companion “Cap’n Cookie” monster any day now.
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jonnyetc:

Here’s hoping this is the best Sesame Street / Breaking Bad mash-up you see all day. Eventually I’ll make it a tshirt.
Heisenbird by Jon Defreest - Facebook - Twitter

i fully expect a companion “Cap’n Cookie” monster any day now.

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jonnyetc:

Here’s hoping this is the best Sesame Street / Breaking Bad mash-up you see all day. Eventually I’ll make it a tshirt.

Heisenbird by Jon Defreest - Facebook - Twitter

May 23

yes.
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perpetua:

This is a stroke of genius. (More Yauch at Rolling Stone.)

yes.

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perpetua:

This is a stroke of genius. (More Yauch at Rolling Stone.)

(Source: sarahlethal, via flavorpill)

May 20

yar.

yar.

May 19

this delights me.
(via)

this delights me.

(via)

May 14

“Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack”

Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack”

(Source: pugsinclothes, via bunnyfood)

May 13

Is there a word for that weird feeling you get when you sign a mother’s day card and you’re an only child?

May 11

This weekend’s Spirit Animal.
cajunboy:

An internet stranger just randomly sent me this. I win Friday.

This weekend’s Spirit Animal.

cajunboy:

An internet stranger just randomly sent me this. I win Friday.

May 08

likeapairofbottlerockets:

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS/?????

likeapairofbottlerockets:

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS/?????

(via flavorpill)

May 07

One of these two was just elected President of France. Both appear jubilant.
(via and via)

One of these two was just elected President of France. Both appear jubilant.

(via and via)

I love office dog days. That’s Penelope from this past Friday.

I love office dog days. That’s Penelope from this past Friday.

May 04

Pictured: weekend.

huffingtonpost:

editorrealtalk:

WHEN THE CMS BREAKS. AGAIN.

GPOY?