ok, i’m off to the family dinner.
collegehumor: New York’s Hottest Club is Rockwell
Run by jolly German masochistic club promoter Rudolf the red-everythinged Pain-Rear, this place has everything: matronly women serving turkey, white people, a doorman from Scranton dressed as Rosie the Riveter, asparagus, and the entire collection of Saturday Evening Posts arranged in order of eroticism.
(Source: aaronmeier)

a wiig-heavy episode hosted by katy perry with robyn as the musical guest? that’s basically a ninety minute boner party right there.
Tied for first place this week with “I must paint you” from the Hader Dateline.
(Source: goldenfiddle)


