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Merry Xmas. Live a little. (alt caption: Overdose at Christmas, give it up for Lent.)

“Sir Percival lets me use his piano when he’s not around.”

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collegehumor: New York’s Hottest Club is Rockwell

Run by jolly German masochistic club promoter Rudolf the red-everythinged Pain-Rear, this place has everything: matronly women serving turkey, white people, a doorman from Scranton dressed as Rosie the Riveter, asparagus, and the entire collection of Saturday Evening Posts arranged in order of eroticism.

collegehumor: New York’s Hottest Club is Rockwell

Run by jolly German masochistic club promoter Rudolf the red-everythinged Pain-Rear, this place has everything: matronly women serving turkey, white people, a doorman from Scranton dressed as Rosie the Riveter, asparagus, and the entire collection of Saturday Evening Posts arranged in order of eroticism.

(Source: aaronmeier)